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What a Hottie!
January 13, 2006
UCLA Study.
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and duct tape over his mouth while he is on fire.
No further studies are expected.
{Emailed to me from Rob this afternoon.}
Posted by vincent at January 13, 2006 03:16 PM
Comments
I gave my love a cherry that had no stone
I gave my love a chicken that had no bone
My love was menopausal while we were all alone
She lit my chair on fire and burned to ash our home
Posted by: Robert White at January 13, 2006 03:27 PM
Oh no! The mysterious blog-bombing poet strikes AGAIN!!!!
:)
Posted by: susan at January 13, 2006 03:30 PM
"No further studies are expected."
Gee, ya' think?!?!?
(going home to hide the scissor, duct tape and matches)
Posted by: dan at January 13, 2006 05:39 PM
At least men are finally catching on!
Posted by: janet at January 14, 2006 06:51 PM
That's too funny.
Posted by: aola at January 14, 2006 10:33 PM
Ummm... I wonder what kind of face a woman finds attractive while she is in the throes of delivering her baby?
Or dare I ask?
Posted by: Arthur at January 15, 2006 08:50 PM
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Posted by: janet at January 16, 2006 05:06 PM
Oh, I cannot even put into words how much I needed a laugh today...and unsurprisingly, you came through :-)
thank you for sharing this!!
Posted by: Kirsten at January 17, 2006 12:57 PM