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Match.com & Emailing Toads

December 20, 2005

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Since posting today's toad animation in the Advent Calendar, I'm happy to say Mr. Toad received some winks and emails via his match.com profile ~

I love you horny toad.
I would ask you to marry me, but I am already taken.
Love,
Your secret admirer
xoxoxoxoxoxoxox

Dear Mr. H. Toad,
I have only been a member of match dot com for a short while and couldn't believe my good fortune to find your handsome amphibian face sent to me by the Match dot com love gods today. My name is Fanny, Fanny S. Frog and I live in a swamp within 50 miles of your pond which is just a hop, skip and a jump away and hell, we're used to hopping and jumping eh? I am new to this dating thing having been widowed some years ago when my man frog got flattened by a ten wheeler dump truck one night while he was sneaking off to be with that slimy bitch in the pond across the street. Serves him right! (sorry, I digress) They always say the algae is greener in the other fellows pond.... Well, back to you handsome! Now I have seen some studly hunks of amphibian flesh in my day but you?....WOW!!!! You made me moist! ( which is a good thing for a frog to be) If I weren't cold blooded I'd have shivers running up my cartilidge! So where does this lead? Would you like to meet? I hate hanging out in farm ponds and that is not how I envisioned meeting someone. I love to kayak, how about you? What say next full moon we meet at the resevoir for a quick dip. Did I say I like skinny dipping too? I hope I'm not being too forward here but time is flying by and who knows when either of us will get eaten by a raccoon or egret. Well, it is late so I'm digging into the mud. I do hope to hear from you soon. Ribit!

See the animation HERE

Posted by vincent at December 20, 2005 12:05 AM

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