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Dr. Not-So-Evil

September 25, 2005

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I have a confession to make ~ I'm an internet NERD. You may have seen the website out there, gematriculator. I found it through Willow's site. Enter in your web address and the thang will spit out your good vs. evil stats.

I was SURE... absolutely SURE I would have a some good yin/yang goin' on. Balance is good, don't you think ~ even when it comes to evil? "Shit happens," That's what Forrest Gump used to say ~ but evidently, not enough of it is happening on this site. I typed in the addresses of all the blogs I visit and ALL of them were WAY MORE EVIL than I am. To add insult to injury... the only website I could find that was less evil than me was THIS ONE. This is terribly depressing. Even Billy Graham's site is MORE EVIL than mine is!

{ insert sound effect ~ Charlie Brown in the distance in agony }

I just had a flash-back to junior high school... picture it ~ a wall-flower internet nerdy-girl, with a penchant for closeup images of flowers, wearing argyle tights and horn-rimmed glasses. This is seriously impinging on my belly-dancing bohemian sensibilities. My god, I'm a goody-2-shoes blog-geek, a Girl-Not-Gone-Wild ~ I'm a freakin' Bloggy-Anna!! The website that wears granny panties. The nice website that sits with its legs crossed and doesn't get any action.

Pouting.

Pouting.

More Pouting.

I think I'm gonna go eat some worms ~go smoke some cigarrettes, drink some VODKA, and start stock-piling EVIL phrases for future entries... like "I won't give up my SUV", "Dick Cheney is HOT", and an occasional OOPS-A-DAISY! (I wonder after posting this entry if my evil stats have risen... feel free to check for me.)

Posted by vincent at September 25, 2005 09:48 AM

Comments

you're gooder than me too.

so there. :)

i like being just a little bit badder, hee hee.

Posted by: MMM at September 25, 2005 01:00 PM

this is hilarous!
but I'm sure this post will raise your evil ratings a little

Posted by: aola at September 25, 2005 01:06 PM

oh and I got a 31/69 on my blog... bad girl

Posted by: aola at September 25, 2005 01:10 PM

Aola, I am EXACTLY as evil as you are.

If you notice, Susan, part of what makes you "good" is using words that start with vowels. Just use a bunch of consonant-starting words, and you'll be on your way down the flaming path to Hades!

Posted by: Wandering Willow at September 25, 2005 02:31 PM

I'm 33/67!
Bwah ha haha!

Posted by: joy at September 25, 2005 03:17 PM

never thought about it but I guess most cuss words don't start with vowels :)

Posted by: aola at September 25, 2005 10:32 PM

ha ha! i'm 36% evil - beat you! :)

Posted by: bobbie at September 25, 2005 11:28 PM

yep, this is the Sisters of Calcutta Blog y'all are hitting. What can I say?

Posted by: Susan at September 26, 2005 09:09 AM

Are you selling the "Dick Cheney is Hot" t-shirt, maybe with one of your photos on the back? ;-O

Posted by: G. at September 26, 2005 05:20 PM

You'll be happy to know that even after posting all the cathedral pics your rating is much more balanced. I redid you and you were 49% evil and 51% good. That should make your day! btw, I'm 37-63. I've got some work to do.

Posted by: Candy at September 29, 2005 07:52 AM